February 2012
169 posts
Money can't buy happiness, but it pays for...
Overheard my mate talking to his mum on the phone.
Him: Aye you. Yeah. Your son is being held hostage.
Her: ...
Him: He is currently tied to the front of the train, travelling inbound to Laverton.
Her: ...
Him: We demand a $50,000 ransom.
Her: ... Nah fuck that. Keep him.
Him: WELL AREN'T YOU A SHIT MOTHER!
Her: ... Ah well. Keep him.
Him: FOR FUCK'S SAKE MUM, JUST PICK ME UP FROM THE STATION ALREADY. FUCK!
Her: Be there soon. Love ya.
Late Night Thoughts
wongnumber:
You think about your day. Yesterday. How tomorrow will be. Your future. Your past. Your mistakes and regrets. Your flaws. The heartbreaks, the pain you once felt. All these emotions that you thought you’d never experience again. It all comes back to you and it’s nights like these where you can’t sleep, and re-experience the stress and the pain once more.
Nobody knows the real me. Nobody knows how many...
When cleaning your room and you find money →
dooshnanana:
You’ll never find a blog funnier than this
"Hey I'm taking a picture of you, so just act...
lmaogtfo:
Suicidal Thoughts
antoinetteseva:
All because of you.
In a relationship, married or not... You should...
nathanpersuasion:
Marriage. “When I got home that night as my wife served dinner, I held her hand and said, I’ve got something to tell you. She sat down and ate quietly. Again I observed the hurt in her eyes. Suddenly I didn’t know how to open my mouth. But I had to let her know what I was thinking. I want a divorce. I raised the topic calmly. She didn’t seem to be annoyed by my words, instead...
